This is a "game" TJ and I like to play when *I* can't sleep. A good ole thing called hypothetical questions...
T: What if you could live in your dream location: Fiji, for example, but you had to be homeless?
Me: I think I'm kind of cute so I could be a private dancer for money and break out of poverty.
Me: What if you could have the most amazing sex for the rest of your life but you'd have to be a quadriplegic?
T: No way. Really, Kel?
T: What if you found the guy of your dreams and he was perfect except he picked his nose?
Me: YOU PICK YOUR NOSE!?
T: It's hypothetical.
Me: What kind of f'ed up question is that?
Insensitive quadriplegic question = a-okay.
Nose picking question = hell-to-the-naw
I'm only hypothetically terrible.
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