You guys, I really hate Titanic. And not even in a hipster ~I hate it since it’s so mainstream even though it’s exactly the same since I first heard of it 3 years ago along with 12 other people at an underground organic coffee shop/faux-vintage thrift shop~ kind of way.
I have no plans to see it in 3D unless I get word that the above scene is somehow in 3D because that would be magical… like I’m excited just thinking about it.
Let me tell you about this scene. That poor dude could have been saved (or ya know, lived for 5 more minutes)! Rose looked right at him like he was scum as he’s clutching his pearls and holding on for dear life! Like bitch, you were just dancing along side that dude at the hoedown two days prior. And seriously, what the fuck, Jack! That guy was probably your third cousin or something.
Karma is an iceberg sinking your unsinkable ship. For real.
I also enjoy the scene where Rose is on the driftwood and has the nerve to say, “I’m so cold, Jack,” as he’s turning blue in the icy water. That would probably be me except, I definitely would have been one of the first bad bitches in the life boats, chilling like a mile away, saying “We should totally go back, you guys… I forgot my mink handmuffs. And who’s hogging the ~popped corn~?”
Annnnnnnnnd scene.
